Essex general chat

[SplatterHaus]

Is retarded, can post a topic, but not reply to anything haha.

Got to love the s4 brought with the heart not head, MPG wars, with the beemer and MK1?

[Matt82]

23mpg coming home from work tonight. beat that

[SplatterHaus]

Well the lights are on, but your not home, your mind is not you own....something about your heart sweating etc etc and you'll be meeeeein.

[Aphex]

WWHHHAAATTTT

Go away stranger :D

[SplatterHaus]

Look at my turbo post count im no strange ranger haha.

[Wez]

now we all haz boostz [:Y:]

[SplatterHaus]

Woooooo almost MW2 mofo....get it on.

[Matt82]

andy would have the most boost when he buys matts 205

[Wez]

Woooooo almost MW2 mofo....get it on.

you best be on when it comes out, not lying to me like your past texts [:x]

[SplatterHaus]

Mofo i've been on it lol, like level 16 l33t skillz, should defo be on this weekendz i would have thought.

Ollys buying the 205, he loves it with a passion, i need the money to build an uber shed.

[bigbeat]

I have been tempted to buy a copy of MW just to get back into the swing of it but may wait. Only a week away and hoping I'll get it on the monday. Last time I played MW was April time.

Will the Incredible Northern hulk be making a comeback?

[Wez]

you damn **** skippy he will be, and crazee meathead matt would of got a preview if he wasn't such a liar, you can bang your missus anytime, friday night = cod time, don't dissapoint me again with your fraudulent texts! [:o] [:D]

[SplatterHaus]

Ok love boat i'll be there this weekend for ya. Text you up and everything

[SplatterHaus]

Nuff superchisel

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/549matthew/Photo603.jpg

[Wez]

Ok love boat i'll be there this weekend for ya. Text you up and everything

more lies [:^(][:^(] [LOL]

[SplatterHaus]

I tried to get on there sat night, was full of red dot 5hitness and kept crashing out of games. Same on sunday as well. Crappy servers.

[bigbeat]

Well it's only one more day. Mine was posted yesterday according to play.com so should have mine sitting at home waiting. All depends if I've got power at home

[Matt82]

you want enerjon cubes

[Wez]

Well it's only one more day. Mine was posted yesterday according to play.com so should have mine sitting at home waiting. All depends if I've got power at home

still had no confirmation email to say it's been sent.

if it arrives today then more than likely i'll be on from 11pm till 1pm tomorrow [:$]

[SplatterHaus]

Only £26 in tescos and sainsburys tommorrow and £32 in ASDA get on it

[Wez]

really?

**** it then, i'll go pick a copy up at midnight and sell the other on ebay......

[SplatterHaus]

Yeah man, thats what i was gonna do get loads, but apparently its limited to 1 copy per person....

[Wez]

i'm not gonna get loads, i've preordered with play.com, it looks like it'll get here tomorrow, but post doesn't come (i know it's probably still coming by hdl) around 1pm when I go to bed, I don't really need to turn into work tonight but i'll be getting up anyway 'cos of sleep patterns, so I could get 12 hours in easy, just my tesco isn't 24 hours, i'd have to travel 20 miles.....

[bigbeat]

Only £26 in tescos and sainsburys tommorrow and £32 in ASDA get on it


I've called home and no parcel. May have to do a night run. Or just wait another day

[Aphex]

Apparently in tescos in order for it to be 25 quid you need to buy another top 20 game.

Sainsburys for me tomorrow at that price!

[bigbeat]

Apparently in tescos in order for it to be 25 quid you need to buy another top 20 game.

Sainsburys for me tomorrow at that price!

Better hurry as its only for a limited time

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2009/nov/09/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-price-war

Also the PSN is going down in the morning for maintenace

http://community.eu.playstation.com/playstationeu/board/message?board.id=419&thread.id=114147

[AndyRhino]

sweet im off to sainsburys tomo morning then, unless borderlands counts as a top title? cos id like that too. mite do a midnight run.

[bigbeat]

Also found this one the game website. If you trade in any of the following you get Cod half price.I wished I known that and I could have traded Operation flashpoint in

http://www.game.co.uk/lowdown.aspx?lid=12398&cm_sp=callofduty-_-topnav-_-tradein

[SplatterHaus]

Imagine having no running water to drink, chemicals contaiminating the pipes going to your sink.....


Gonna be a intense MW2 weekendz for sure

[Wez]

hmm, just about to pop down to gamestation, don't mind paying full price, I can always sell 1 copy, it' just the psn network being down is ghey!

[Aphex]

Bought this morning for £26 ker ching!

Played a couple of online games this morning too! Awesome [8D]

[Matt82]

day off?

[Aphex]

nope just got up too early haha

In work now, I'll be smashing it later though!

Get involved! ps3 for the new pad, buy now pay 6 months later from comet woo

[Matt82]

playing on the audi tonight and doing something with the washing machine

i ought to fix my brothers PS3. theirs died a while ago.... could be fun

[Aphex]

Spose if I had an s4 I'd rather be playing with that too!

Yeah boi get on it

[Wez]

just got home after being ****ed about at work, no copy here. I bet they switched back to royal mail!!

I can't be arsed to see if gamestation has it, they probably won't and it'll be here when I get up, first play tomorrow then.................

[Aphex]

To be honest the gameplay feels clunky and the grenades don't go very far. It's so totally unrealistic.

Did that make you feel better?

Because its all lies :)

[SplatterHaus]

ha its fecking amazing apparently...
Got mine this morning for £26 the que was mental.....rode past at 6:20 and there was people already outthere queing hahaha

[AndyRhino]

haha i went to asdas cos its closer than sainsburys and got it for £32!!! all this cheapness is nuts! well glad tho. played a quick FFA and came 4th and got the predator missile! its sweet. done the first 2 missions on campaign and had to go out, well pleased. its nuts how many ppl were in asda grabbing em all specially as asda isnt even a game shop!

[SplatterHaus]

Yeah man had a FAIL headache last night so only busted an hour or so on single player, fecking quality game, and how minstral is the levels in micronesia or where ever it is, like some 5hitty town thing and there climbing all over the roofs and stuff in there badboi addidas outfits haha. Got to love that predator,using that on the multiplayer must have been good times with weapons that go bang.

[bigbeat]

What I've played on multi player is damn good. You can customize kill streaks on it. If you get something silly like 25 kills in a row you can launch a tactical nuke.
You can also do supply drops and have turrets in game. Also you can wield dual weapons but not till you have unlocked it all. I do like the little card system on it with different badges etc

Massive thumbs up andy's **** greatness[:y:]

[SplatterHaus]

Yeah man will be on it fo sho this weekendz.....fizz fzz melt melt bonus

[Wez]

still not played [LOL]

[Aphex]

It's A-May-Zing

[SplatterHaus]

Yeah boi, gonna get down on it tonight

[Wez]

gpes- last online - 3days ago.......

FAIL

[SplatterHaus]

Ha ha what can i say, i pretend to be a l33t geek online gaymer and FAILED.

Didn't even play it yesterday either, just did the mini download update hahaha

[Aphex]

Didn't work all night anyway!

[Wez]

until what time?

been cracking it ripping it since about 2am [LOL]

got some major ass whooping by the americans though, gonna repick it up again now for some vodka fueled good times [:D]

[Aphex]

My mate from work was trying from when he got in (5:30pm) until half 11 haha

[Wez]

never gonna happen!!!

the americans are still on, mother ****ers, theyre ****, but i'm playing with dumb ass cowardly french mofos who are **** so wer iz getting lsaughtered!!!!!!!!

[Aphex]

hahaha

sounds like you're gonna have a bit of a headache when you wake up

[Wez]

nah, hangover free since '03 [:D]

[bigbeat]

tried to get on last night and didn't let me. Got to the last mission and turned it off. Reason why it was down.

http://www.justpushstart.com/2009/11/11/modern-warfare-ps3-multiplayer-totally-unplayable/

[AndyRhino]

it wasnt online last night when i got in at 12. played the missions earlier, theyre so good. dont know how some people are dissing this game. its the same as the old one but better and new, whats not to like?! i dont get how the mission where you kill civilians is really that distressing tho that you have to make it optional!!!

[SplatterHaus]

Ha ha, COLD blooded.

Got my self on of those X rocker chairs from argos, on offer at the moment £59 and you get a £5 gift voucher back. Got a sub in it and speakers by your ears, gaming experience rocks, you can actually tell which side your been fired at now. And if some hench explosion goes off the sub goes mental, its the nuts. Pretty damn comfortable as well.

Still not busted online yet tho, gonna save that for the weekends. Just done the jail level on single player, breaking out prisoner 6969.

Watched BRUNO last night haha that film is ****ed up lol

[Aphex]

top stuff, my rooms getting rearranged this weekend for ultimate experience. Bought surround sound too :D

[AndyRhino]

sweet i want one now, but i havenbt got anywhere to put it. most of my room is double bed n tv!!!

[Wez]

crazee boy, you rounded up these fools?

grip it and rip it tonight, 11pm onwards i'll try and make it for, you probably won't be able to get on the servers before then anyway!
new sig is faptastic boy!

[Wez]

from neilios's link:

[Final UPDATE] fourzerotwo says: “PS3 Status update of the day: PSN Multiplayer should be running at full capacity. We expect smooth skies ahead.” “Full capacity means anyone who wants to join should be able to. No limit.” via twitter.
Invite issues will be addressed by the patch coming by end of the week.

so we might not be able to grip it later [:(]

[SplatterHaus]

See some mad team work going on friday night? (i think) can't remember. Shame i had to bust work early sat morning, so didnt get the full effect of the wez neil killa combo

[AndyRhino]

i had a coupla games with wez at the weekend, not much tho, but completed the campaign and had a go at the special ops, theyre pretty bloody cool actually. the onlines better too as it doesnt seem redic yet, dont think anyones hacked it into having extra health etc yet!! i might actually get a K/D ratio higher than 1 now!!

[Wez]

me and Neilios = you getting OWN3D

we gripped it and ripped it big time over the weekend, and ricky booby, and andy [:Y:] turbo times.........

[SplatterHaus]

Don't remember getting owned, kill death ratio was all good in the hood. Plus that was actually the first time i played it boosch.

[bigbeat]

You owned several teams with really good connections. Think it was one on the friday night me and wez were playing sub 2 bar connections and managed to whoop the other team who had full bar.[:y:]

Also Wez got owned a few times by me yesterday[LOL] [:P]

[Wez]

Don't remember getting owned, kill death ratio was all good in the hood. Plus that was actually the first time i played it boosch.

not you specifically meathead matt!

anyone who plays against us [LOL]

yes Neil, you whooped me, but I also own'd you as well [;)]

[bigbeat]

Don't remember getting owned, kill death ratio was all good in the hood. Plus that was actually the first time i played it boosch.

not you specifically meathead matt!

anyone who plays against us [LOL]

yes Neil, you whooped me, but I also own'd you as well [;)]


Yes you did own me as well. evenly matched shall we say

[SplatterHaus]

Well when it comes to private matches i own all, but go lame for the multiplayer...wtf is that all about

[SplatterHaus]

Outside, by your door step...in a worn out, suite and tie....i'll wait for you to come down,. where you'll find me....etc....

[Aphex]

are you still at work?

[SplatterHaus]

Niche, was at home ronbson and jerome

[AndyRhino]

Niche, was at home with ronbson and jerome, noshing

[SplatterHaus]

Don't get jealous again. Bitter sac face.