Oh...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Modified-mk2-...oryZ9873QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

Gosh. Nicely worded advertisement.

 

He's never going to sell it with that description!!!

 

init

 

izzit?

 

do people really talk like that? what a tool

 

I iz gona bid. Safe.

 

haha, 11 bids, wot da fuk?

 

What are the odds? He spelt "recommend" correctly amongst all that...

Owizit dat no1 as aksked im nuttin?

 

what is wrong with some people???? that is some one's kid....

if my kid ever, and i mean EVER tried to talk like that i would cut its voice box out to teach them a lesson

 

its email only questions , shame that.

I suppose its worth 150 for the 16v engine.

 

It's like trying to decypher Aboriginal cave paintings or a text message from my young cousin.

As well as: Alloy Wheels, Rear Spoiler and Tuning (?) being listed as the Exterior Options he's also gone crazy with ........ a Tow Bar. Has Westwood started filming Pimp My Caravan yet?

 

That HAS to be a wind up.

"I live dwn in heathrow on da bath road. the car needs 2 b toe away"


Isn't that just someone advertising for someone to steal it and toe it away?

 

Definately a joke listing. No-one would seriously type a description like...would they??

 

apart from the wording......what about the car itself

tink diz iz da bit over da top

 

i did wonder. maybe thats what he's hoping

maybe its the kind of road no one goes down alone so he knows it's safe

 

F**king hell

 

One day we should all chip in 1 and buy some thing like this and make a BBQ out of it.

 

i'm more lost for words than he is!!!