`Detailing` gone mad...

A mate of mine showed me this.

This guy clearly has mental issues/lives with his Mum/has no friends...

He bought an brand new Astra VXR Nurburgring Edition, and asked the salesman to `leave me alone with it for half an hour...`

Then takes it home, washes it, clays it, and washes it again using reverse osmosis water (google it).

Then the piece-de-resistance...gets out a UV light and paint depth gauge to see if it`s had any blow-ins due to damage during delivery.

Spots a half-mm blob of paint on the roof using the UV, and seriously considers rejecting the car...mental.

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391


And if you thought that he was anal about his car...check this...it takes the biscuit...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=38692&highlight=Animal

 

what an utter poof

 

Clearly a poof! (edit: posted this without looking at Matt's post - lol)

Where of course he went wrong, was to get as far as the paint before rejecting it

 

trying to load that many gay photos at once made my computer crash, and I think the paint is the last thing id worry about if id just bought a vauxhaul. Recon he drives it or just trailers it to maccy d's car park and poses by it?

 

ha ha ^^^ to true... should have rejected at the payment stage!!!!

 

what the hell with the first link he must not have a family but the second one is hilarious.

 

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=591828#591828

Parka detailing.

 

Thats brilliant

 

Genious!

Before and after pics - PMSL

 

Brilliant! I LOVE the dyson and parker detailing (especially the cat part). I would see what I could find around here to detail myself just to add to the insanity but I'm not sure. Poss the fridge cos it is very dirty. That's due to be customised into a petrol pump though, so perhaps not. On the other hand there is wine waiting to be drunk and I need to wash me hair. oooooo hair detailing......

 

Nurburgring? the only ring hes been near is his boyfriends, and hes probably detailed that

 

^^^ very good!!!

 

So it's not just my computer that didn't like the photos.

Clearly this bloke has far too much spare time. I can think of far more important things to do rather than spray foam onto and clay a brand new car, like mow the lawn.

 

Started looking around the barryboys thread - got to p1 where a muppeteer (same one?) is messing about with an Astra.

Now, couple of blunt thoughts:

1) Has he had his detailing friends round to w ank on it?



2) What in the f*ck is this?

 

Same here

 

This is crazy - click

To think he could have just bought a VW, eh?? Save himself all the bother with that cheap rubbish

 

^ That is a sheepskin drum stick I believe. It was mentioned on the first one and I wondered what it would look like... that could be it.

 

And wiped the mud off.

 

The guy needs to have sex with a woman. HTH.

 

C'mon folks, give these detailers a break!

It's better than paedophilia, isn't it?


















Just.