^If you want a serious answer, it's because children are not brought up with it. They go on to breed further generations of the same. It's not all bad though, there are still some decent people out there.
I caught 2 fish today - a wee flounder and a plaice. I am liking the fishing but it doesn't half make your fingers smell. I was in the car and thought someone had been eating fish and chips in it, but the smell was me.
It pains me to say "in the car" rather than "in the truck" - must put pay rise to good use very soon as I am going mad.
Why is it that my wife piles things up on any spare space that there might be in the house... Letters in the kitchen Next books in the hall Magazines on the table Old bills on the shelves Junk mail in drawers... Get them BINNED Thanks for listening.
I just had my first break down of the year, some total retard (aka me) obviously forgot to fully tighten the driveshaft bolts up so it 'popped' off and the AA wouldnt touch the car because he didnt want to scratch the paint and wasnt sure if he could totally fix it,lol. Then we had to get it onto a flatbed which went surprisingly well considering how low it is, all in all it took 3hrs from calling to get me back home 8miles away, just pleased it didnt happen over in the welsh valleys yesturday!
And I bet if you even dreamt of leaving some important car related part lying around, you`d never hear the end of it...
6 mile bike ride work. 12 hours behind double glazing apart from a break in. 6 mile bike ride home shower shorts ceiling fan.
Wack on the Sunblock Jonk. Pretty freckles today, but the face of a prune in years to come! [YOUTUBE]FNHri2-W7iY[/YOUTUBE]
I have just mashed a housefly that's been whizzing around the bedroom, pi55ing me off. I AM MIGHTY. SEE ME AND TREMBLE PUNY BEASTS.
What you need is one of these: Then the old game of dealing with wasps when they come to you, turns into a game of going looking for them first
So good arnt they Sell them down the local pikey pub perfect for washing down the dodgy home brew scrumpy.
Did you know that fly's have eyes in the back of there head? If you want a kill first swipe always come in with the rolled up paper from the front as they always take off forwards - Don't believe me? Give it a try....
