Essex Girl

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  1. oldnick

    oldnick Paid Member Paid Member

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    An Essex girl in bed turns to her boyfriend 'How dare you call me a slapper? Get out of my bed right now...







    ... And take all your mates with you!'
     
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    1990 Paid Member Paid Member

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    What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?








    Bus shelter lol
     
  3. Richard Mk2

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  4. nataliebrown New Member

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    some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
    essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
    paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
    essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
     
  5. Coetzee New Member

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    :) very funny
     
  6. marky80Y Forum Member

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    What's the difference between an Essex girl and the titanic ?

    Only one thousand five hundred men went down on the titanic :)
     
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    Classic, that's good [emoji23]


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    Naughty boy!!
     

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