An Essex girl in bed turns to her boyfriend 'How dare you call me a slapper? Get out of my bed right now... ... And take all your mates with you!'
some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex essex girl: "I think i've got concussion." paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?" essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
What's the difference between an Essex girl and the titanic ? Only one thousand five hundred men went down on the titanic