Essex Girl

An Essex girl in bed turns to her boyfriend 'How dare you call me a slapper? Get out of my bed right now...







... And take all your mates with you!'

 

What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?








Bus shelter lol

 

lol

 

some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."

 

very funny

 

What's the difference between an Essex girl and the titanic ?

Only one thousand five hundred men went down on the titanic

 

lol

 

Classic, that's good [emoji23]


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Naughty boy!!