2 hookers walk into....

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  1. 0o-vw-o0 New Member

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    2 hookers walk into debenhams and go up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

    Rhona sprays it on her wrist and smells it.

    "That smells nice,what do you think Fiona?"

    "yeh, what's it called?"

    "Viens a Moi"

    "VIENS A MOI?", what doesthat mean?"

    At this stage the assistant offers some help.

    "Viens a Moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'"

    Rhona takes another sniff and offers her arm to Fiona again saying...












    "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"
     
  2. Armour

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    [:o)] :)

    Alan
     
  3. DarrenW Forum Junkie

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    Oh dear!!
     
  4. Rainking Forum Member

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    *groan* [:^:]
     
  5. missvdubluv Forum Member

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    Dont understand it :o
     
  6. Sexy16v Forum Member

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    That's almost poor................[:s]
     
  7. Yorkie Forum Member

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    Top joke [:D]
     

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