A blonde is selling her car...

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  1. jApAn Forum Member

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    She tells me, "The problem is my car has over 150,000 miles so no one will give me more than 6,000 for it, and I need at least 10,000 to get a new car."


    I fill her in: "I have a friend who is a car mechanic. He can 'fix' your mileage issue. You'll have a new car in no time."


    So I get her car on a Friday to give it to my buddy for the weekend. I get it back to her with only 75,000 miles on the odometer.


    "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" she exclaimed.


    "It was easy! So, how much are you going to sell it for?" I ask.


    "Why would I sell it now? It only has 75,000 miles on it."
     
  2. Crispy 8V CGTI Committee - Club Secretary Admin

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    Oh dear..... [:s] lol
     
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    emo kid is alive!
     
  4. jApAn Forum Member

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    Glad to see I am at the very least, remembered :)
     
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