well, since my name is 'John' some people make the occasional 'rubber' joke, so I came up with 'rubjonny' as an amusing co-joining of the two words One thing you can say is its unique, my username has never been taken by anyone else So what a posh w*** then, do you have a glass of champagne in the other hand or what?
AKA a royal w@nk, less mess more spank, needs a different motion, but catches all your lotion, forget your palm, forget your tissues, w**king poshly, no stain issues.  ;or something
Your name should give you a clue Yep - Posh w***s. REEEEEEET proper bo, ah telll theee. Edited by: CraaaigDaaavid