Ain`t Karma a b*tch...

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  1. StuMc

    StuMc Moderator and Regional Host - Manchester Moderator

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    Proof, it were needed, why you shouldn`t drive like a cock in the wet...

    Was on my way to work the other day, and had some bell-end in a Megane on chav-tastic wheels try and race me (non-event...dirty diesel killed him off the line)

    He took umbrage at that so started forcing his way through traffic to get alongside me again, which he eventually did. Having watched his antics in my mirror I was having none of it, and let him pass me and get on with being a knob...

    Now, I will drive quickly and take risks now and again, but only when conditions permit. Certainly not during rush hour traffic in the p*ssing rain...

    Watching him jump a red I thought `This tit`s going to do himself a mischief...` and shared a shake of the head with the guy sat next to me at the lights.

    Lo and behold a bit further down the road I came across the end result of his actions...

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    ...looked like he had clipped another car when probably trying to jink through the traffic, and got spun into the barrier.

    Front and rear destroyed and the ripped off wheel ended up a good hundred yards down the road.

    He spotted me taking the pic, and as he hung his head sheepishly. I just pointed and laughed... :lol:

    Knobhead - 0, Karma - 1.
     
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    how super mega LOL

    gay rear lights +80
    stupid wheels +500
    getting your ass handed back to you by karma priceless
     
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    nice, i love these situations, instant karma.
     
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    couldnt of asked for a better result really!
     
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    Brilliant!:lol:
     
  9. craggsy Forum Member

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    Id of wound window down and said something my self
     
  10. Matt82

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    brembo brake calliper covers?
     
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    Serves them right for buying one of the most hideous looking cars in existence.

    F*ck that advert p*ssed me off. Ooooh look at the ass on it. No thanks, I'd rather look at the sun through a f*cking telescope.
     
  12. Richard Mk2

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    Good, that will teach him... Why drive like an idiot in the rain and risk lives.

    I get it alot around where i live. Mainly chaved up Vauxhall Corsas and astras trying to proove a point. I hate em....[:x]
     
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    He couldn't, he was driving one handed whilst taking a photograph of somebody else's bad driving:lol: :lol:
     
  14. StuMc

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    I was stationary... ;) :p
     
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    but thats why cars are designed to be driven with your knees:thumbup:
     
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    ...and out comes the ROFL !! Silly ****, teach him to drive like burt reynolds !!
     
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    one less frenchmobile on the road woop woop!!
     
  18. Richard Mk2

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    Second that :thumbup:
     
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    Hope you gave them a little toot as you drove past!

    On the flip side....my experience....

    Driving up a duel carriageway and about half a mile up the road the lane 1 was blocked for some road works or something, I was following a Mondeo crawling along in lane 2 (he was in my eyes already in lane 2 for the road works prematurely) so I thought to hell with this Im going for the undertake, as I got passed him there was a large bang from my car and a shi* load of smoke, he completely disappeared into the clouds of smoke! So I coasted into the nearest lay by with the engine off and waited for him to drive past. He gave me a little honk honk as he drove past, I just wanted to throttle him but I suppose it served me right for my impatient actions![:$]

    Turns out after I had done the last oil change I made the school boy error of not tightening the sump plug[:$]
     
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    thats funny as f***..... well done for being the bigger man and letting him past. It is hard, esp when they are in some crappy 1.6 Megane coupe which it seems to be round here.

    I was walking along the road with my ex once, when this group of lads started hanging out this ST Fiesta and shouting at her, i promptly told them to **** off and they started getting all lairy out the window... next thing, the driver had been watching it all and not concentrating and smashed into the car in front which had stopped!!!!! I promptly gave the women in front my details and gave a full statement of thier antics!!!!
     

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