An amnesiac walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entendre. So she gives him one.

 

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

 

A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in.
When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over.
The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"

 

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. The seal replies "Anything but a Canadian Club"

 

A grasshopper hops into a bar.
The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Eh, You've got a drink named Steve??!"

 

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

 

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He asks......... I forget the rest

 

i think i used to be amnesiac

 

The best thing about being an amnesiac is that you can hide you r own Easter eggs!!

 

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.

"Tiny" replies the man.

"Why's that?" asks the bartender.

"Because he's my newt!"

 

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

 

A squirrel walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, "I'm not serving you, you're out of your tree!"