A duck walks into a bar and Says to the barman: "Got any bread?" "No, we're a pub, we sell drinks. Beer, vodka, wine etc." The duck looks confused and asks again "Got any bread?" "No, i told you already! we sell drinks" repeats the barman, slightly agitated. The duck tilts his head to the side and asks once more "Got any bread?" "I told you twice already" says the barman, getting angry, "we dont sell any bloody bread!" "Got any bread?" the duck innocently asks again. "NO! for the last time we dont have bread and if you ask me that again i'm going to nail your beak to the fecking counter!" The duck tilts his head againand asks "Got any nails?" "What? no, of course i dont, this is a bar!" says the barman, bemused. The duck then leans over towards the barman and says "so, GOT ANY BREAD!?"
