any Garry Glitter jokes yet??

Two lice we'll call them Gary Glitter and Jonny King are crawling up a young thai girls thigh and they reach her private parts. One of the lice is a crook and the other is a drug addict. How can you spot the difference?
The crook will be hiding in the bush and the drug addict will be on the crack.

 

What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?

Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.

 

If all the Smarties eaten worldwide in one year were laid end to end...

They would lead all the way to Gary Glitter's house in Thailand

 

Gary Glitter rides a little girl and only gets three years,
Christopher Reeve rides a horse and he gets the fecking electric chair!

 

Q: Ever hear of the Gary Glitter burger?

A: It's 60 year old meat in ten year old buns.

 

News Flash!! Gary Glitter has just arrived back in Britain with his new wife....Madeline NcCann

 

Abuse To the knuckle Naughty

 

thats a bit harsh!!!

 

Yeah. A bit much that...

 

Harsh i wonder what the thai pple thought once they saw him get on the plane

Fk Me Were Safe

 

I don't see anything wrong with that joke...if it's funny, laugh, if it's not, read on.

 

Reading on then lol

 

[/QUOTE] thats a bit harsh!!![/QUOTE]
Horses for courses methinks

 

he's already been to blockbusters, trying to get Aladdin.

 

Thai police found Class A in the lounge of Garry Glitter's flat, Class B in his bathroom, and the whole Class 5C in his bedroom.

 

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