Bin Laden Joke NSFW

Sorry if this is deemed to be too rude or offensive, I'm never to sure where the boundaries of taste are, just delete if it's too much


What have Usama Bin Laden and Kate Middleton got in common?


Last weekend they both had their back doors smashed in and were shot in the face by sailors.

 

I got one.

Starbucks are to introduce a new coffee to their range, the" bin latte " has a fluffy white head with two shots in it!

 

heh not bad

 

For Sale:

1 turban
1 pair sandals
1 AK45
1 beard trimmer (never used)

 

Osama Bin Laden; hide and seek champ 2001 - 2011

 

I got another one

News just in re: Bin Laden's death. Elton John to record tribute song 'Sandal in the Bin'.

 

I got one yesterday:
In the wake of Bin Laden's death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford and Huddersfield killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2

 

Bartender, I'll have a Bin Laden.

Whats that?

Two shots and a splash of water.