Alright you fookers, as I'm game for a laugh at my expense I've done it...yes I'm leaning forward so my gut isn't quite as big and I'm holding my hands out for when my my waps fall out...but ere tiz.. Excuse my cycling shorts! *edit just noticed my chav crooked teeth
I don't think there's the right smilie for me at the moment. *EDIT* How the hell did your girlfriend hold the camera still long enough to get the shot?
I had to get on my knees and she literally had to peel it from my muscular torso (lardy) Oh the shame. She's a lucky girl tho innit.
She would be lucky if you had a drink from the furry cup when you was on your knees. Cannot believe that position is in the kama sutra and it's origins lie in Chavland! Must be some kind of mating ritual between Chav and Chavette.
Looking good, can i recommend trackie bottoms tucked into socks and some nice blinding white trainers?
This chav came into my work today! He had Orange fluorescent trousers on so i think he had just come from community payback.
andypaterson, you did not mention the white socks they were tucked into. Haha if anyone saw the T shirts I do animals in you would think I am a down and out. They are disgusting. Himself disowns me at times. Was in the bank yesterday re-invesing and saw someone I know, said Hello, got a blank look then "Oh God I didn't recognise you WITH YOUR CLOTHES (ie smart working clothes) ON. He has only ever seen me in shyyte grotty clothes. I don't know anyone who looks worse than I do at times but who cares, what's the point of mucking up decent stuff? I have never seen a Chav, can anyone put a pic up, headless of course so as not to cause offence.
