>Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, > >He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg > >He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe. > >However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she >finds it > >So she phones up Paul, and says > >"That's really nice of you, but I hope it's not my MAIN Christmas >present is it?" > >Paul says:- >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. >. . . . . . . >. >"No, it's just a stocking filler"
