complete a-z of names

Shy sweet, a slut when drunk????

Well I'm drunk most of the time so it's fair

 

Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of poo.

Full of poo... no comment, but its PHAT not FAT!

 

Again, spot on.

I note that you've deleted your name out of that list.
Something nasty was it?

 

martyn- hrrrm isnt on there....... [:^(]

 

Closest i could find was...

Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.

sounds about right



Edit due to not reading all the posts - thanx Nick and Em


Edited by: VDubchick

 

apparently I watch too much porn ......


That list is bllx , too much porn , there's no such thing

 

Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin

They do & No I'm not
Just tell that to all the foxy chicks that know me

 

Sorry Gav,

Had to post it!

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.


Muhahahahaha

 

The comments on those names are complete bull****.

 

Well I'm an ugly poohead so.. nice first post

 

not meant to be accurate newbie!

 

Thats gotta be a spam bot?

 

Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of poo

Charming!

 

Im not built like a horse

 

my name not there but found them all very fuuny have stuck them up at pub where i work!!