Do you steal pint glasses from the pub?

I got my personal best with stella glasses.

Sunny day, shorts on under jeans, drink lots of stella, remove pants, fill legs with empty glass, put pants in car, return day after and drive home

 

Ive knicked allsorts from pubs, glasses, ashtrays the lot. If its not nailed down and im p*****, i'll have it! My best "find" has to be my stella and kroenenberg table umbrellas-super sweet But alas i have never always been successful, I got barred from my local when the landlord caught me walking home with one of his bar stools, im surprised i even managed to get it out of the pub

 

had the dart board out of one when i was p***** once

 

Class! ive had all sorts of run ins in my younger days. Myself and two mates where chased down some country lanes (i live in the welsh hills) by a landlord in his 4x4 after we each walked out of his quiet country pub with the biggest vases of flowers we could find in this boring country pub. I can remember us three p****** our pants laughing in some bushes as he slowly drove by shouting alsorts of abusive threats out of the window while looking for us

A bit naughty when i look back but god it was funny!!!!

 

I bet you were giggling like beavis and butthead whilst you were hiding in those bushes

Only things that I've pinched are some glasses, and ash tray (I don't smoke ), and the black ball from a pool table

 

Tut tut, theres always one that goes too far [shakes head]

 

the black ball is always a guarenteed crowd pleaser!

Hell yeah it was funny, the kind that makes your face hurt. He was going mental though, threatening to kill us if he found out where we are hiding! In fact i think i was asked to leave that same place a couple of years before because i was drinking my own beer in his pub. ive matured a little since then but not by much

 

I got a stella umbrella one time, i cant remember if i still have it perfect fit under our pram

I'll have a look and post a pic tonight

 

I know.. and after a good few its normally me. I've also pulled a few dart boards off walls
I've also got a caution off the police for throwing around the big bin tops that are in the street, the ones that twist off. I managed to uproot one at one point also, think a couple of paving stones lifted up with it too

Ah and to think I was such a quiet and shy lad at school. A lads holiday to Tenerife changed all that

 

yepo

 

Just the beer towels for me (Got about 10)

Its all plastic draining ones these days

 

bet your handbag smells lovely............

 

nah never but i used to swipe those long icecream spoons from resturants

 

Start getting worried when you end up with a couple of pumps with stella on them!

 

I always end up with a few of them down my sock

 

Got a good collection of budweiser pint glasses goin' evey couple of months they have a new selection!!

 

Altern8 stole 12 from my local last year in one night.