A guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up , "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He wants to buy a horse". Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The Dwarf asks " I want to buy a horth" The owner asks "Do you want a male horse or a female horse ?" The Dwarf replies "A female horth" The owner duly shows him a Mare. "Nithe Horth" says the Dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks up the Dwarf to show him the Horses eyes. "Nithe eyth" says the Dwarf "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" The Dwarf asks. By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again picks up the Dwarf to show him the Horses ears. "Nithe eerth," he says "Can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks up the Dwarf & shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, holding him there for a second before pulling him out & putting down. "Perhaps I should rephrathe that" said the Dwarf, "can I see her wun awound?"
