Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each" offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is ........" You don't have tom confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked Weed - 10 Did Acid - 5 Ever had s*x at church - 25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-40 Had s*x with someone you met on Internet - 25 Had s*x for money - 100 Vandalised something - 20 Had s*x on your parents' bed - 10 Beat up someone - 20 Been jumped - 10 Crossed dressed - 10 Given money to stripper - 25 Been in love with a stripper - 20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - 0.10 Hit on someone of the same s*x while at work - 15 Ever drive drunk - 20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - 50 Used toys while having s*x - 30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - 20 Went skinny dipping - 5 Had s*x in a pool - 20 Kissed someone of the same s*x - 10 Had s * x with someone of the same s*x - 20 Cheated on your significant other - 10 Mas*urb*ted- 10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - 20 Done oral- 5 Got oral- 5 Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - 25 Stole something - 10 Made a dirty home video - 15 Had a threesome - 50 Had s*x outdoors - 20 Been in the same room while someone was having s*x - 25 Had s*x with someone over 10 years older - 20 Had s*x with someone under 10 years younger - 25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time - 50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it - 25 Went streaking - 5 Went streaking in broad daylight - 15 Been arrested - 5 Spent time in jail - 15 Peed in the pool - 0.50 Played spin the bottle - 5 Done something you regret - 20 Had s*x with your best friend - 20 Had s*x with someone you work with at work - 25 Had an*l s*x - 80 Lied to your significant other - 5 Lied to your significant about the s*x being good - 25 Tally up your fine people
wow, adds up to more than you think doesnt it. Its many offences equals one fine isnt it, otherwise my total is about 3 billion on masturbation alone....
Nah, some of the worst perverts and depraved folk I know are cops. If you get a really low score at this you need to find yourself a good (dirty woman).
NO, it's much worse than that Being a very bored banker I noticed that only two things had pence for them. So everyone's would end ether .00, .50, .10 or .60 that's how I knew Flutterby has a thing for peeing in pools
390.50 - not bad for an oldie whos been married for 17 years is it... I once peed in a pool in Sheffield and the water around me went a dark green colour!! I haven't done it since.....
