Duck walks into a bar and the following conversation ensues :-- Duck - you got any bread? Barman - No sorry Duck - you got any bread? Barman - like I said no sorry Duck you got any bread? Barman - No we DONT have any bread Duck - You got any bread? Barman - look are you deaf or something .. we don't have any bread! Duck - You got any bread? Barman - NO WE DONT HAVE ANY BREAD!!! Duck - you got any bread? Barman - Look you irritating little f**ker! if you ask me one more time if I've got any bread I'm gonna nail your f**king beak to the bar!!!!! Duck - Got any nails? Barman - No Duck - Got any bread? Beat you to it RK and Missvdubluv! Edited by: DarrenW
