How many forum members does it take.....

How many Club GTI forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post pictures of a light bulb.

1 to ask how to post images.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

5 to ask what this is doing on a car forum.

25 to say that it's in the jokes section and not technical so is allowed.

5 Worcestershire members to pipe up and provide a link to
www.clubgtiworcs.com
Edited by: Golfgirl

 

it's not a bulb it's a lamp, bulbs grow in the garden

 

Right, thats it, I'm off, I can't deal with all this crap as well!!

 

should be bayonet, not screw

 

Actually the correct tecnical term is filament....oh bugger!


That's very funny, and will be posted on the Corrado Forum very soon.....excellent

 

Oooh, the wrong wattage!

 

The correct spelling is TECHNICAL

 

only 5??

 

The rest are banned

 

There's only a couple of us that come on here now

 

yeah... I've only been back on here regularly for a few days but
had noticed a few absentees

 

That was a good one golfgirl, only thing u forgot was for someone on a nova/max power forum to come over and start a fight about how the lightbulb flamer kit IS actually classy, and get shot down in flames...

 

Please do a google search for lightbulbs before posting about them here

 

OMG... You've been waiting for 6 months just so you can do that

I bet you even put it on your clendar so you wouldn't forget !
Edited by: gbolton

 

I've been counting the seconds.

 

Quality post!

Nice one muppet