"i dont w***"

Now that's some srious Zinc loss!

 

i'll bet your local pharmacy goes thru tons Sanatogen multi vitamins with you then

 

Get a weekly delivery on a flatbed.

 

A man goes to see the sex doctor, he says

"doc, I got a problem"

doc "go on"

man "well, I get up in the morning, awaken by my wife riding me like a cowgirl. I then go to work, I stop off for breakfast and do the girl in the cafe over the counter. When I get to work my secretary noshes me off. during my lunch break I pop out to see one of my 5 b1tches for a session. in the afternoon I might do the secretary again. On the way home I pop into my mates and do his wife before he's home, then I get home and sort the missus out all night long. then when she's asleep I go down the docks and do a few hookers"

doc "and what's the problem?"

man "well, it hurts when I w4nk!?!?"

 

Forget Steve... Even I can tell you it sucks.

Tom

 

LOL! Wasnt expecting that reply.

Ghost, you must get out there and get a woman in that case, who'll tend to your every need.

 

Worse than it is to be in a relationship and a w**ker!

 

LoL Im a in a relationship and a w@nker....what does that mean for me?

 

Not getting enough sex?

 

or perhaps steve is just a little more fussy? maybe a little harder to satisfy?


or maybe he has the experience to know the difference between when it's good - and when it's great.

 

mk3anniversary

You're the only joke around here!!!

Let me break it down for you.....

1) To begin with, I've never actually seen you make a decent comment or offer help to anyone on this forum; all you do is hide behind your computer screen and type in abuse and laugh at people; I never even bother to read your posts; f**kin waste of time.

2) Compare? Why would she need to compare?? So she can be with someone like you?? Don't make me laugh.

3) Telling Lisa that she'd never be in a position to talk to you how she does!!!! Who the f**k do you think you are? God? - We're all f**ked if you are!

Grow up and get a life; It's all too obvious you haven't got one.

 

He's single? Does lisa know?
i reckon it'd be a good think no woman can satisfy your needs, means the women you're sleeping with aren't complete sl*gs willing do everything you ask.
Best thing about a fantasy is not for filling it, its having that fantasy, once you'de done it, what do you do?
kinda wanting it, and not being able to have it!
like women you see on tv, you want them, but if you could have every woman you fancy, you'de get bored.
my 2p any hoooo

 

Dex,

The only difference he knows is between his left hand and his right hand!!


Edited by: Russ_JDUB

 

How much experience you had then Russ?

 

Enough to know what is good and what is not thanks

 

Don't kid urself Russ. There's plenty of people I help on this forum, and other forums....i just don't choose to offer my help to people like you....people who quite frankly would rather pay someone to do the work for them.

Compare....well....how can she possibly tell anyone how good you are without having a comparison...its like rathing chalk without tasting cheese....you just can't.

Who do i think I am??? I'm someone who is in the real world. Lisa's always far to keen to accuse me of what every springs to mind, and sits behind her pc shooting her mouth off, yet she knows nothing of what she speaks and her posts show that. With that in mind I won't have her talk down to me. When she has some experience to back up what she says she can try and make her opinion known, until then I suggest she keeps her opinions limited to things she knows about.

 

aha - still it's twice the experience to compare with than lisa has.....