"I have sex with my car" - WHAT?

I know we like our cars here but I hope no one is this odd...

 

There was a program on this based in the USA a couple of years ago. It was a bit disturbing to say the least.

 

Yup I watched this on Channel 4 a few years ago. He met another bloke who sh*gs his car and they stayed in the same motel. That night the other bloke went out and had sex with this guy's car. It was hilarious.

Absolute weirdos.

 

Jizzed over the Beetle`s wing, as I remember, and didn`t even have the courtesy to wipe it off...

 

Wacko fugger .

 

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I'm actually speechless on this one! Its bad enough but the fact that his Dad is ok with it is even worse.

Mental!!

 

gross lol, yea I think I remember the guys reaction in the morning

 

We've all shagged worse though

 

I feel sorry for him, they are like drinking straws

 

At least he's safe. Probably throu fear of catching an STI from a Subaru no doubt

Il just get my coat

 

STI lol

 

I remember that documentary. He also did to the film crew's car.
The most disturbing thing on that documentary was when they went to the car show and he was sticking his fingers in exhaust pipes then sniffing them.

 

Disgusting. Couldn't he have found a nicer bug?

 

"Jordan also m*sturb*tes while reading car magazines"

any one admitting to this one?

 

Hes clearly a sick man in disguise. He needs help.....

 

I remember the program about people liking animals and a couple of guys were out driving, while their wives were making sunday lunch, they were checking out a couple of horses...

 

Didn`t one guy end up `marrying` his horse as well?

 

Some of these people need their heads checked.

 

I can add no more...