Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that" Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house"
