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  1. G-adams

    G-adams CGTI Regional Host - Bristol

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    Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.
    Sex with your wife - Legal & General

    Sex on the telephone- Direct Line

    Sex with your Partner- Standard Life

    Sex with some1 Different- Go Compare

    Sex with a Fat bird - More Than

    Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels

    Sex with a posh bird- Privileged

    Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
     
    G-adams, May 16, 2011
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  2. Brian.G

    Brian.G Forum Member

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    Sex with a car - Jordan Witham.
     
    Brian.G, May 16, 2011
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  3. EZ_Pete

    EZ_Pete Forum Junkie

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    Sex with a neverending stream of pert nymphomaniacs - A Plan :thumbup:
     
    EZ_Pete, May 16, 2011
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  4. DUB303

    dub303 Forum Member

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    Sex with a drunk bird - HIC !
     
    dub303, May 16, 2011
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  5. MR D

    MR D Forum Member

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    .what about gay sex..............hiscox :)
     
    MR D, Jun 21, 2011
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  6. GRANNYRACER

    GrannyRacer Paid Member Paid Member

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    Johnny Depp any day, I could do dirty things with him.
     
    GrannyRacer, Jun 29, 2011
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  7. TURBOTOMMY

    turbotommy Forum Member

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    I don't think he does insurance [:$] only a Paradis :lol:
     
    turbotommy, Jun 30, 2011
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