J-lo Song word change game

Ok well you know the line

* Dont be fooled by the rocks that I got im still jenny from the block*

Game is to change them but still sound songish lol, see who comes up with the most witty one. Here is my attempt.

*Dont be fooled by the socks that I got, I sold em for the rocks that he got, Im still a crack head from the bronx*

Now ur turn (cant you tell im bored)

 

That wouldn't fit in a bar of 4/4 so you loose already!

 

Don't be fooled by the cock that ive got im still Jenny from the Block My rhyming skillz are tight yo

 

Me and a mate change song lyrics while we're bored driving around. This one came up the other day with a TV theme...

I used to have a fanny, now I got a cock I'm still Jenny from the block
I got some bollox where I used to have a slot, I'm still Jenny from the block


cant remember anymore

 

* Dont be fooled by the rocky that Im on, im still jenny who sucks cock*

 

ok then..

 

"Dont be fooled by the cock that I got, ill still take it up the back for sum rock"

 

O.m.g sorry for you mate, ahaha