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  1. FyzGolf Forum Member

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    why did the monkey fall out of the tree??
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    cos it was dead
     
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    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
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    it was tied to the first monkey...

    Why did the elephant collapse?
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    two monkeys hit it....

    Oh dear...

    shouldn't this be in the jokes section?
     
  3. FyzGolf Forum Member

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    y did the monkeys hit it??
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    cos they fell out the tree.


    y did they fall out the tree??
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    .cos one died and the other was tied to it
     
  4. FyzGolf Forum Member

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    boredom
     
  5. MrBen Forum Junkie

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    Well quite!
     
  6. Jimmy Denton Forum Member

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    should be deleted, its a crime!
     
  7. FyzGolf Forum Member

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    shhhhh!! dont tell anyone! ;)
     
  8. MrBen Forum Junkie

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    If this is a crime then you should have been executed for some of yours...
     
  9. Jolfa

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    why did the little girl fall off the swing?


    she had no arms.
     
  10. DAVE 2227 Forum Junkie

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    That reminds me of the one where the guy wakes up in hospital and says "nurse nurse I can`t feel my legs"
    "thats because we amputated your arms last night"
     
  11. Steve B Forum Junkie

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    are you not now an accessory(SP?)
     
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    The monkies fell out the tree because the elephant farted
     

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