Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . it was tied to the first monkey... Why did the elephant collapse? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . two monkeys hit it.... Oh dear... shouldn't this be in the jokes section?
y did the monkeys hit it?? . . . . .. . . . . cos they fell out the tree. y did they fall out the tree?? . . . . . . . . . . .cos one died and the other was tied to it
That reminds me of the one where the guy wakes up in hospital and says "nurse nurse I can`t feel my legs" "thats because we amputated your arms last night"