Just on me way out nicking

Anyone got any any skag?

 

is that really you m8?

right! wheres the feckers that keep calling me a chav thing!

 

that is sick

your excellent choice of transport, wall decoration and eloquent posting style are not in keeping with your burberry clad, lime green chav exterior.

are you the result of a sick inter human - chav breading experiment? you pikey f*(k!


Edited by: stuu

 

couldnt have said it better myself.

tim

 

Watch out for the foooookin taranchula!!!!!

 

LMAO @ tarantula - just spotted it!!

 

Cheers for all your kind comments - especially those from the new boy

Yes, it is really me, and no, I don't usually dress like that - was for a halloween party - I went as some chav scum

Riley - I can see where people are coming from, but then I don't think you'd be caught in a lime green Kappa jacket and faux Burberry cap, now would you?
Even if your dress sense is inclined a little towards chaviness, I'm sure the rest of your lifestyle isn't - when was the last time you sniffed glue, robbed a car or mugged an old lady? (hopefully not recently )

The "Tarantula" is actually a palm tree on a lovely tasteful shirt that was a present from the mrs

Here's another one from halloween - still can't quite get over what a proper c*nt I looked



People were actually looking disgusted at me when I arrived

 

You couldve at least got dressed up for the fancy dress party

 

you look stoned!


tim

 

The chav look definately suits you.

 

lol, they probably just thought you were an actual chav rather than a proper person dressed up as a chav. Hence the dirty looks.

 

There's a very good explanation for that

Hayesey; yeah, I'd like to think the people who showed disgust did so because they thought I was a chav, rather than just because it was me arriving

And Dub Dave and B'locks - you two can just f*ck off

 

Wow! Kapper slapper.

 

Anyone seen the film twin town?



No no no, He looks like matey from 'spaced'
Edited by: G_V_K

 

U got a lot of books for a ned mate!!

 

That's safeasf*ck leisure wear clart

You look just like one of the boys in da port

 

Twin town what film!