Lectures from work mates

They are closing part of the road between where i live and where i work, admitably i live a 1min walk from work, i still drive. So i was asking how i'm going to get to work, one lady suggested i walked, as feet were made before cars, i replied "mine weren't" I got a slap for being a clever poo

 

You could ride a bike... but please stay away from 4x4's!

 

I could.... but its broken, the wheel is U shaped, not good!


on the other hand if i crash into a car on my bike it turns out i don't have to pay for it

 

WTF do you drive for if you live 1 minute away? Use ya bloody feet!

 

save yourself some petrol.....and walk.


or do you post on beetle forums as trailer trash?

 

^^^

 

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if i walk i'll burn off energy, then i'll lose more weight, hence why i wan a forklift licence. This way i never have to walk anywhere!

 

and because i drive less than a mins walk, i put veg oil in my car.... your mind scares me.

 

Why they closing the road?

 

to repair it.

 

wtf? driving 1 min isnt doing your car or you any good as far as I'm concerned. I think you're just making up excuses to be a lazy git!

I used to walk 20 mins to the train station when I lived with my mum for a few months inbetween moves a month ago! And now I live on the 3rd floor I use the stairs nearly all the time. And feel healthier for it already. I'm pretty slim too, but I can tell its already making a difference. If you do the excercise, you'll want to eat more, so as long as you do, you should get fitter.

good comeback though

 

I mean, being a lazy git isnt exactly the recommended way of putting on weight is it?

 

You lazy fuck Jettas!
I live 5 miles from work and, no lie, I walk it three times a week.
Get some exercise you gimp.

 

f**k that poo
Theres a road that will by pass the closed road, admitably its an extra 3 miles drive, but i don't have to walk!

 

In truth though, that's because your car is nearly always fucked. Damn those kerbs.....

 

That is true, unfortunately!
Nearly killed my car on Thursday night, as well. Was going for a blast down the Cheddar gorge when a bloody goat ran out in front of the car.
Stupidly, I swerved to miss the bugger and nearly ended up into a rock face.

Damn those goats! I think vdubgirl will know what I'm on about!

 

Could have made a few quid selling it to the dodgy paki butcher down the road - jamaicans and ethiopians eat a lot of goat meat.......