Lifesavers

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  1. GrannyRacer Paid Member Paid Member

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    The Lollies with the Little Hole.


    This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.


    The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

    Red.....................Raspberry
    Yellow..................Lemon
    Green..................Lime
    Orange ................Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're **** holes!'


    The teacher had to leave the room!
     

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