Harold Shipman was found hanging in his cell yesterday morning. Police say he simply ran out of patience. ..................................................... He'll be missed for his prowess in the prison boxing club - especially for his lethal jab. ..................................................... Friday night is curry night at Wakefield Prison, where Dr. Shipman was residing. On his way back to his cell after a Chicken Madras a guard inquired if he had enjoyed the food that evening. 'It was great' replied Dr.Shipman '.......Although I could've murdered a nan.' ..................................................... Hollywood have jumped on the news that Harold Shipman killed himself by announcing a new film detailing his life as a mass murderer with the lead role played by Robert De Nero. It's going to called "The Old Dear Hunter". ..................................................... Q: What's the difference between Dr Shipman and Tony Blair? A: Dr Shipman did something to reduce the NHS waiting list. ..................................................... Harold Shipman claimed in an interview that the '60's were his favourite years Reports say he's still a "swinger" ..................................................... Allegedly before Shipman died he'd written out his own death certificate. Apparently it said he died of natural causes.
