A joke ....................... or is it true? Paddy's got 500,000. Chris asks him the big question for 1 million. "PADDY, FOR 1MILLION, WHO WAS THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBER... WAS IT... A, RONNIE BARKER... B, RONNIE O'SULLIVAN... C, RONNIE CORBETT...OR... WAS IT... D, RONNIE BIGGS"??? Paddy say's..."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY" Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left. Paddy again say's.."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY" "YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FRIEND?" say's Chris. "NO I'LL TAKE THE MONEY" "GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, PADDY GOES AWAY WITH 500,000." says Chris. "BEFORE YOU GO, YOU'LL OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER WAS" Paddy said "NO, I KNOW IT ANYWAY" "ARE YOU MAD" asks Chris, "ARE YOU MENTAL"? Paddy says, "I MIGHT BE MENTAL....BUT I'M NOT A GRASS".
