A bus carrying a group of nuns crashes killing all on board, as they approach the gates into heaven god stops them and says "if any of you have touched a penis with any part of you're body you'll have to wash it in holy water or else it'll fall off once you enter" The first nun says "I've touched a penis with my left hand" and proceeds to wash it in the holy water. The second nun says "I've touched a penis with my right hand" and also washes it in the holy water, just then a nun from the back of the group fights her way through to the front. God says "why the rush? There's plenty of holy water to go around" the nun answers "I want to gargle the holy water before sister Amy sticks her ass in it"
