The spark was lost in a bloke's marriage and he wanted to rekindle it. One night he came home late from work and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? I know...." he proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she begins to squirm and moan with pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstacy as she climaxed. The man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. He found his wife shaving her legs. He exclaimed "what are you doing here?!" "Ssssshhhh!" she said, pointing at the bed "you'll wake my mother!"