I bought a ouija board recently from an old man. I got it home, laid out the pieces and before I could even ask it a question the planchette started to move around, and it eventually spelled out: I'VE GOT A MESSAGE TO YOU 'What is your message?' I asked. YOU SHOULD BE DANCING Fear started flushing over me, 'Why should I be dancing?' NIGHT FEVER I started to become more confused then frightened now, I needed to get to the bottom of this. 'You're talking gibberish' I shouted! JIVE TALKIN. HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE. STAYING ALIVE... 'God damn it!' I shouted. That old ******* sold me a Bee Gee board!