say something about the last person TUT

started this blessed thread and got 2000th post ALSO

 

beefcake tbh

 

enjoys taking trips down beefcake boulevard

 

is picking on people


BULLY


down on beefcake boulevard???????
Edited by: drunkenalan

 

need to enlighten the rest of TUT with a joke, rendition, or reinactment, as he is the jester

 

is totally right

 

beefcake - poo poo, and boulevard - passge, way through etc, i.e - poo poo passage

 

wnat a joke ok here goes.
a guy got separated from civilization one day and was stranded in a forest for 3 months. One day came on to this big house in the middle of the forest. Not thinking why a house was there he ran up to the door and rang the doorbell. a small Chinese man answered the door and the man said, "Thank God!!! ive been stranded in this forest for months, please sir would you be kind enough to feed me and let me stay here." The Chinese man thought for a while and said, " Yes you may stay here, but under one condition, you do not touch my daughter. If you do you will suffer the three Chinese punishments." The man agreed and entered the house.
Later that night at dinner the man saw the Chinese man's daughter and was amazed at the daughters beauty. That night the man couldn't get the daughter out of his mind so he said to himself, " how is the Chinese man gonna know i touched his daughter, ill go in get some and come back to my room." after being satisfied the man went to his room and slept. the next morning the man wakes up and finds a large rock on his chest with a piece a paper that read:1st Chinese punishment, Big Rock On Chest. "these are the punishments" the man said to himself, "this is nothing." he picked up the rock and head toward the window, he threw the rock out the window, but just before he threw the rock he saw a note on the bottom of it and it read: 2nd Chinese punishment, Left ball tied to rock. thinking fast the man jumped out the window, but just before he jumped he saw a note on the window seal, it read: 3rd Chinese punishment, Right ball tied to window seal.

 

Writes very long jokes about testicles.
And made me chuckle.

 

tells a good un

 

tells funny jokes

 

f**kin too late like me tbh
Edited by: mikedub

 

also too late

 

wants another???

Bill Clinton and the Pope

ok bill and the pope die at the same time and the pope goes to hell and bill goes to heaven. pope goes to Satan and says "excuse me Mr. Satan, I think there's been a mistake." and Satan says "sorry I'll get it fixed as soon as possible!" So as bill and the pope are walking to there right places the pope stops to talk to bill and says "I can't wait to meet the virgin Mary" and bill says "too late.


not as good
Edited by: drunkenalan

 

is going to tell a joke:

A young woman in Cheboygan was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Straits. She went to the Mackinaw Bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome
young sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Mackinaw Island Ferry."

 

wants one more, more of a tale though

So there is a fish in a pond looking at a fly and he says to himself "If that fly drops just 6 more inches I'll be able to jump up-get it and have a meal"....

Meanwhile there is a bear who is waching the fish who thinks to himself "Hey, if that fly drops just 6 inches the fish will jump and when the fish jumps, I'll grab the fish and have myself a meal".....

Then there was a cat sitting in a nearby tree watching all of this who said to himself "Well hey, if that fly drops 6 inches, the fish will jump and the bear will move to get the fish--all I have to do it pounce on the bear, distract him and take the fish and I'll have myself a meal"....

And sure enough everything goes according to plan--the fly drops 6 inches, the fish jumps to get the fly, the bear jumps to get the fish and the cat is ready to pounce on the bear...
But the cat misses and lands in the pond where the fish once was....

And the moral of this story is???
A fly drops 6 inches and a pussy gets all wet....
Edited by: drunkenalan

 

Good lad forefilling your roll well

 

needs the words vice chairman in his sig

 

sig looks like it says "mai piecti"
Edited by: LathamEscortMK2