> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the > > > last > > > of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. > > > Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the > > > latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed > > > with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. > > > In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the > > > bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. > > > A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He > > > started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get > > > the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled > > > pile at his feet. > > > As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the > > > sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who > > > had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is > > > going on here?" > > > The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t out > > > of a ghost." > > > > >
