What's your surname out of interest? Can't be another Dan White out there, I'm special or so my mum says
Is that you getting all jealous again Ben? You have posted so much in "The Dan Thread" I think you should become an honorary member.
Due to the large influx of Dans into the forum together with the somewhat smug attitude that Dans seem to have about having their own Dan Thread, we have decided to levy the Dan Tax. With immediate effect, the Dan Tax imposes a charge of 55p+VAT per forum post if your name is Dan. This tax shall also be applied retrospectively for the past six months' worth of forum posts by any Dan. We're therefore particularly looking forward to receiving Danster's cheque for the sum of 4859.80+VAT which will cover enough rolls of insulation from B&Q (cheap Value brand, obviously) to keep the forum nice and warm over winter to prevent it crashing. Sincerely, The Team.
Unfortunately due to the present economic climate, members of the Dan Thread have decided that anyone not bearing the name Dan that posts in The Dan Thread will be liable for a fine of exactly 4859.80+DAT. But we are not a greedy lot. We will not retrospectively charge other offenders, only those as of the start of today will be fined.
Setup and administration charge now payable for this please Trev. Payment to The Bank of The Dan Thread. Payment by eels transfer will be fine.
