What would/do you call your car?

My old Mk1 GL was called the Green Destroyer. Old Mk2 GTi known as the Silver Bullet. My friends Citroen 2CV was called Mr Magoo. I also had a heavily tweaked 205 called "Sh!tf**k" as it had a twisted chassis and if you booted it round a roundabout we'd all go "sheeit---f**k, sh!tf**k,sh!tf**k!".
Edited by: Boetang

 

My golf's called Golfy

My girlfriends pug 106 is called Pugsie (awww how cute)

My old corsa was called Beastie, My clio was called cleo strangly lol or Maboove as my reg plate was M800OVE

My old nova was the red shed thats it really... lol

 

operation phatness

 

Girlfriend named mine Goofy coz she reckons the number plate looks like buck teeth - crazy mofo!

 

The 'pooter'!!

 

The loop is called "Lucy Lupo" by my Mum, but I call it the "wee beastie" or "my girl".

My first clio was Chloe, my second clio was Bluey. Both named by my Mum.

 

"Bring out the Gimp" my mates V8 Hillman Imp.

 

Mines called "Pat" inspired from eastenders as shes old,fat and slow apart from my "Pat" looks good lol.

 

My Car OR The Golf

Sorry, its boring but no one confuses it with anything else and im not gay enough to name my car!

 

slaaag!

 

Ive found that in the majority of cases, only women or camp people name their cars!

 

Bet the chicks dig that!

"Oh, I'm lost, I'll have to walk... Oh wait, he comes Operation Phatness - I'm saved!"

Then you pull up wearing a cape, or something... Probably got a little theme tune too. Maybe...

Tom

 

Lmfbo, All he needs is some Big Pimpin' Choon's and hydrolic suspension. . . Can imagine it now...

The time, 3:15am The place Ikon Bolton town centre... Dilema: Three young Slut's have missed all the crappy cruiser's and have no lift home...

1st Girl: Oh Damm, How are we gona skive a lift home now?
2nd Girl: I dunno trace, I've no money
3rd Girl: Hey, listen... Can you hear that?
1st Girl: poo, it sounds like...
2nd Girl: It is, It is... Its....
All three: Operation Phatness, ouuuuuuhhhh Quick pull your skirts up...

Operation Phatness: (Gangsta pimpin choon's pumpin) As window slowly winds down a vague canabis aroma fill's the street...

Girl's: Hey big boy, How ya doin...
OP: Am sweet female doge's, Yo need a ride?
Girl's: Ohhhh your our hero
OP: Damm Right, Now get in, But mind da Leather...

(exit Operation Phatness, with female dog's in back)

Big choon's still pumpin, as the car bounce's down the street....

The end!

 

Called "The Scirocco"

Funny that....

 

careful Gaz, gonna get yaself a bad reputation. lol

My reg is H151 MEY, looks like Hi Simey in a way, but i don't really have a name for her. (definatly a her)

My old xr3i was called lucifer.

 

The xr3I was evil...

I always say hello to simey when i see him , There ya go nez... He's called Simey "simey The golf" With free personal reg plate

 

had a tuned mini, bright java green that was known as the "love sprout"

 

The misses calls mine Gladise.... as in " glad-is on the road" due to past record .