Whats your party trick

?

 

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Edited by: superden

 

Being able to vanish into the party background with out even being noticed

 

Do you have one of those invisible cloaks then?

 

I let a girl lick my eyeball once?

 

i'm double jointed in loads of places........



















.......but not that one!
Edited by: thebluebus

 

I got drunk one time when I was younger and wrote my name accross my chest in deoderant, then set fire to it

Tried it again but couldn't put the flames out, and left some real painful burn marks, so didn't try again!!! Also the smell of burning hair is horrible!!

 

Thats wrong. On so many levels.

 

I know I shouldnt laugh but....

 

I do many stupid things when drunk, and am used to people laughing at me!!

This year has been pretty dull really, being tee-total just isn't as much fun!!

 

i can stand with one foot facing its normal way and spin the other one round so that it faces backwards whilst maintaining my position

 

Cool

 

i may take a pic to show you

 

Of your feet right?

 

I'm the worse when i'm drunk...anything bad goes!

and if i'm out with the sister it's a case of who can out do the other

 

setting up shots all around the work top spaced about 3" away from each other. fill each with a different shot or mix, and then do it again. so you have 2 tracks more or less.

Then you get 2 willing participants to race each other around the worktop and over and under obstacles, i.e. through legs, under tables, over chairs whilst taking shot after shot.

(about 40 different shots in total at last go) its first one to finish all the shots, and still be standing at the end,

I am current holder of the record.

 

i can stretch my dick round underneath and put my bellend in my arse

 

Yep he can, seems to do it every time i tell him to go feck himself!!