Why men die first > > > If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat > race...you're a male chauvinist. > If you stay home and do the housework...you're gay. > If you work too hard...there's never any > time for her. > If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing lazy pr**k. > If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. > If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off > your > > lazy ass and find something better. > If you get a promotion ahead of her...that > is favouritism. > If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity. > If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. > If you keep quiet ..........it's male indifference. > If you cry............you're a wimp. > If you don't....................you're an insensitive bast**d. > If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. > If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated > woman. > If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. > If SHE asks you.........it's a favour. > If you appreciate the female form and > frilly underwear......you're a pervert. > If you don't..............you're >gay. > If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...........you're >sexist. > If you don't...............you're unromantic. > If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. > If you don't...........you're a slob. > If you buy her flowers.............you're >aftersomething . > If you don't .................you're not thoughtful. > If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of sh*t. > If you're not ....................you're not ambitious. > If she has a headache............she's tired. > If you have a headache.............you >don't love her anymore. > If you want it too often.........you're >oversexed. > >If you don't................there must be someone else. > >Men die first because they want to.
