Wife v1.0

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funnies!' started by Rippsy, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. Rippsy Forum Member

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    Dear Technical Support


    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I
    had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
    conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
    run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
    applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

    A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a
    virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

    Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
    time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they
    caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I then upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had
    to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
    While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
    bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade,
    however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any
    mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not
    be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about
    them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
    can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products
    have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
    ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
    reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes
    that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted
    to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.
    Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
    crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called
    Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
    problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
    detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before
    uninstalling itself.

    Any ideas?
     
  2. velly_16v_cab

    velly_16v_cab Forum Junkie

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    uninstall wife 1.0;)
     
  3. Rippsy Forum Member

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    You can't uninstall wife one, it takes all your system resouces with it!!!
    and i mean ALL
     
  4. DAVE 2227 Forum Junkie

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    Ahh the old ones are the best.
     
  5. Crispy 8V CGTI Committee - Club Secretary Admin

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    Two options work for me [:D]
    1, just try the various Girlfriend beta versions (30 day trial), without ever ungrading to Fiancee 1.0

    2, Make sure you have limited resources before installing Wife 1.0, Hobby 1.0 & 2.0 normally run togeather without conflict with Wife 1.0, don't upgrade to Hobby 3.0 without completely un-installing one previous version of Hobby! More than 2 vesions of Hobby conflicts with wife 1.0

    But Multiple Hobby versions run along side Girlfriend beta

    Never try any of the above programs as Demo/Rolling Demos ;) , Unless it's a Hobby program
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Edited by: Crispy 8V
     
  6. velly_16v_cab

    velly_16v_cab Forum Junkie

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    yes...i know!!!

    (i really miss my mkII [:^(] )

    but girlfriend 1.0 is running well :lol:
     
  7. AxlFoley Forum Junkie

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    I am currently Running Girlfriend 1.0, but i keep getting a pop telling me to upgrade to Fiance 1.0, i am worried about doing this as, i am currently running Hobby 1.0 & 2.0 and am worried about conflicts!
     
  8. velly_16v_cab

    velly_16v_cab Forum Junkie

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    Im running girlfriend 1.0 ME, it runs well with all the hobby installs im running and hasnt prompted for an upgrade.

    Well, I cant upgrade cos wife 1.0 still has a conflicting file.

    I need to install solicitor 1.0 to from the conflict
     

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