Woman vs Men

Rippsy · Jun 29, 2004

Origionally Posted Elsewhere said:

One evening last week, the wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!!! So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She said, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I took the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, the wife was so excited, she must have thought I was one can short of a six-pack. I started to think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I confused her when I said, "Go for it, have the bracelet, Dear." (She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement).
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all, lets go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself and said, "No dear, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped and she said, "WHAT??!!!"
I then said "Really, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You see you're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I won't be having sex again until sometime after pigs fly over a frozen hell.
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I think thats 1 - 0 to the blokes in that round

Golfgirl · Jun 29, 2004

LMAO! Very good!

missvdubluv · Jun 29, 2004

superden · Jun 29, 2004

Slightly off topic but ...

b'locks · Jun 29, 2004

i prefer women to men

Bonnie · Jun 29, 2004

b'locks said:

i prefer women to men
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Thats definately a good thing. And am i missing something? Wouldnt it have been easier to just get it on in the bedroom, then everyones happy? Why does life have to be so complicated. Whinging from both sexes should be banned!

Mk2_Ozz · Jun 29, 2004

LMFAO thats brilliant

gti2.0aba16vtn · Jun 30, 2004

TE HEE

Torquey · Jun 30, 2004

Excellent

Dream Driver · Jul 1, 2004

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