Women and Cats

Discussion in 'Jokes & Funnies!' started by Paradroid, Oct 23, 2003.

  1. Paradroid Forum Developer Paid Member

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    I've never understood why women love cats.
    Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

    In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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  2. AndrewF Forum Addict

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    i thought it was funny...but my girlfriend didn't!!!!
     
  3. dUff

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    How true !!!
     
  4. madmonkey Forum Addict

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    You damn right. Scary cat ladies that put cats before any other human being. :o [:s]
     
  5. Yorkie Forum Member

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    Got plenty of them at work. I try to stay well clear of them and their cats. Bloody moggies.
     
  6. MK2. Forum Member

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    So true. Women, cant live with em, cant kill em [:x]
     
  7. Scooby Dee New Member

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    Very good! :)

    I'm a woman who doesn't like cats, can't see what the big deal with them is, sorry. [:s]
     
  8. b'locks Forum Addict

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    i love cats. but i am not a woman [:[]
     
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    Scary Car Ladies are just plain evil. All of them. [:s]
     
  11. sarah gti New Member

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    must agree with scooby dee. cats aint that exciting!
     
  12. maverickxxx Forum Member

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    Well ive got 4 pussies and there all furry and warm except when theyve been out all night. Bad pussies lol. ;)
     
  13. W3LSH Forum Member

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    heheh true, and i dont like cats which doesn't help :p
     
  14. cragstag New Member

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    well u need to f*** her off then!!!!!
     

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