There's no pleasing some women! > >Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a > >husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the > >men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. > >The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to > >choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go > >back down except to leave the place, never to return. > >A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some > >husbands... > >First floor > >The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The > >women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job > >or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. > > >Second floor > >The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are > >extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's > >further up?" > > >Third floor > >This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good > >looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, > >"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. > > >Fourth floor > >This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, > >are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong > >romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be > >awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. > > >Fifth floor > >The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to > >prove that women are f* * king impossible to please. The exit is to your > >left, we hope you fall down the stairs.
