yo momma so fat

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  1. Riley

    Riley Forum Addict

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    when she lies down she's taller.
    [8D]
     
    Riley, Aug 22, 2004
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  2. JETTA

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    Thats shes got smaller, fat people orbiting around her.
     
    Jetta, Aug 22, 2004
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  4. 20VDAN

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    ...she walked out in front of my car the other day, I swerved to go round her, and ran out of petrol.
     
    20VDan, Aug 22, 2004
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  5. GT2 ROCCO

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    ....shes got her own area code!
     
    GT2 Rocco, Aug 23, 2004
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  6. TORQUEY

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    Bag.....................................



















    Flour........................






















    Wet patch....................... [:^(]
     
    Torquey, Aug 23, 2004
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  7. PEEJAY

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    When she cuts herself gravy comes out
     
    PeeJay, Aug 25, 2004
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  8. faithless

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    her school photo was aerial....

    next
     
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  9. ROB_G_CLARKSON

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    she needs a boomerang to put a belt on.

    i thank you...
     
    rob_g_clarkson, Aug 25, 2004
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  10. velly_16v_cab

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    she jumped up into the air and got stuck! [:s]



    :lol:
     
    velly_16v_cab, Aug 26, 2004
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  11. mat-mk3

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    When she has heels on she finds oil! :)
     
    mat-mk3, Aug 26, 2004
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  12. MK2GOLFBOY

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    Your mums so fat she had her school photo done by CIA satalites

    Your mums so fat she has Amtrack printed on her leg to get places

    Your mums so fat she's on both sides of the family

    Your mums so fat she has to use the VCR as a bleeper

    Your mums so fat she has her own area code

    Your mums so fat that when she manages to move she causes the shift between GMT summer and GMT winter time

    Your mums so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Your mums so fat she was baptized at sea world

    Your mums so fat she wakes up in sections

    ;)
     
    Mk2GolfBoy, Sep 1, 2004
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  13. B'LOCKS

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    ....i keep burning my ass on the lightbulb when i'm f*cking the b1tch
     
    b'locks, Sep 1, 2004
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