Scientists have recently discovered that woman share the same DNA as Shrimp Their heads are full of ****, but their pink bits taste lovely!!
Being something of a feminist, I couldn`t possibly agree with the first part, but the second part is most definately true...
I think everyone is having a "daft" day today, as I was sent a few good ones but some are not really appropriate for the forum
I will need to have a look over the jokes on here before posting more to see what I can get away with lol
Oh dear.............what have you done!! lol Fancy a night out? There is a charity disco on Friday in the aid of women born without legs. I heard the place with be crawling with fny
A Parrot accidently swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, opens the freezer door and places the parrot infront of the freezer to try and cool him down. He returns later and is shocked to find the parrot sweating. "How come ur sweating" he asks the parrot. The parrot replies " Have u ever tried to open the legs on a frozen chicken?"