Made me laugh anyway lol

Scientists have recently discovered that woman share the same DNA as Shrimp

Their heads are full of ****, but their pink bits taste lovely!!

 

Being something of a feminist, I couldn`t possibly agree with the first part, but the second part is most definately true...

 

I'm gonna have to agree with Stu on this

 

I think everyone is having a "daft" day today, as I was sent a few good ones but some are not really appropriate for the forum

 

Well I'm not a feminist... good one though

 

I will need to have a look over the jokes on here before posting more to see what I can get away with lol

 

Any more then

 

Oh dear.............what have you done!! lol

Fancy a night out?

There is a charity disco on Friday in the aid of women born without legs.

I heard the place with be crawling with fny

 

I thought you were stacked out with invites?!!

You must have, ooh, at least 5 dates sorted now!

 

Where we going ?

 

Where do you get this information? lol 5 dates............I am disliked here remember

 

Charity disco of course lol

 

Well if its crawling with ****y im there lol

 

shame I have legs

 

A Parrot accidently swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, opens the freezer door and places the parrot infront of the freezer to try and cool him down.
He returns later and is shocked to find the parrot sweating.
"How come ur sweating" he asks the parrot.
The parrot replies " Have u ever tried to open the legs on a frozen chicken?"

 

Well seen as you have

 

wonder what happened to the chicken........lunch?

 

Yummy