9A block from VW

and early mk3 gti
Edited by: vealige

 

Only have the one joke, then?

 

The seccond coming can't wear a seat belt as it inteferes with his colostomy bag , ...............errmmmmmmmmmmmm 9A

 

His arse is like 7-11, always open

 

I'll have to come round and get my lawnmower back when you've finished with all that uphill gardening.

 

Well done again! I think the numbers in 7-11 actually mean something, you know..... not always open.

 

Black and decker anal pecker is always a good one to use as well!

 

And on, and on.....

 

Yeah but you can't close your arse, its so loose you could park a car in there

 

Thats what ya do to your mum
until she cries [:^(]

 

Shame there isn't a "yawn" emoticon.

 

I'm not suprised your tired, your ass has been like the M25 all night.

 

You seem obsessed with the idea of having sex with another man. Is it something you've been considering a lot lately? Is that why you did that search on "Ask Jeeves"?
I'm sure there must be clubs or something that cater for your sort.

 

Why you asking me out?

I thought you liked them young.

 

im about to tear some ones fkin SKELETON out.
mum dad,grandma,grandad,dog,chicken................yeah youve both fked em all,
weheeeee,very funny,this is all a bit boring and crude isnt it.
Edited by: riley

 

i deleted my post cos i thought i would get a stupid response so it wasn't worthwhile, and i have been proven right.


Edited by: GTi69

 

Thats why "MR JESUS" calls himself the second coming, he spent himself first time around when he drained his spuds over his mums tits.

And I've heard it takes him a month to get the reserves up to capacity.

 

This thread actually became more boring than that "Shattered" programme. I'll ring my VW dealer in the morning and get a price for a 9A bottom end. If anyone is still interested.

 

When you go to bed don't forget to give yourself a palm w*** with that stigmata of yours.

Your mum said you shouldn't bite your nails.

 

He wont give it a rest will he, use some of your powers TSC and put him out of his misery